Bruh, you better not play
“Two Princes” by Spin Doctors
It’s time to smoke
And rob a bank
Because it’s 2017 and ZIMA’S BACK
It’s been a hard year
Donald Trump is gonna
make KFC day a national holiday
and your boy is gonna spray paint
dobie on the back of my
If you ever wondered what it would have been like to drink the Coors “clearmalt” classic while Twin Peaks was still on the air, now’s your chance.
I was lucky to score a bottle of this whale down at my local bottle shop, of all places.
Right?! I was fucking pumped, son.
They had a couple bottles of this Tilquin variant too, but I just had to pass though. Tickers were on my trail.
Let me show you my kill, dude…
Yeah, had to break out my OG Other Half Teku for this one.
Oh, and peep that Trill-dill-ium Dialed-In print there?
So clutch, my dued.
So anyway, super clear, tight bubbles, nice legs on the glass—and I mean legggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggS
How do they get it so clear dude
I don’t get it,
Another lvel bruffest
It’s got that look of thin, cold spit– like a baby overflowing in grandma’s arms.
MMM and that nose? Bruh, it’s weird, but it reminds me of a good sake mixed with Tang.
A little bit of steamed rice… and pineapple Italian ice.
Dude, studying for this Cicerone exam has really helped me capture these volatile aromatics, bro
Sprite and codeine
Sticks to the mouth
Like tomorrow’s hangover
Or dried blood
This is literally the equivalent of Riff Raff’s Instagram account.