Review: Pizza Boy Brewing | Black Sour

 

p-cred: untappd.com

p-cred: untappd.com

Do you owe 500 dollars in back taxes to the Swedish government?
Does your mother know that you know that the cat smokes crack underneath the porch?
Have you, or a loved one, watched 27 Geico commercials in a single sitting?
Do you know what a ham sandwich is?
What is the Internet?
How many ARE you?
Did you ever want to learn a language in 4 days?
 How about 73 days?
Are you not telling yourself that you didn’t know that you were aware that everyone knows that you said that you’re nothing but a fat, melting, piece of horseshit?

Why didn’t you?

What more dock off the total panel most episodic sent with folk queen pacifier under the fountain register did that?

You went and ate all the mmmmminimum

FOLLOW THE RULES

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CALL TODAY

OUR OPERATORS ARE INSIDE THEMSELVES

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Have you, or your mortgage poured black, with a nice khaki-colored head?
Do you pay attention to the color?
Do you watch it staring back at you?

…If you pay attention to the color, however, you notice it is actually a very, very deep garnet color. Like a black, with hints of rust. Auburn highlights on the edges of the glass when exposed to a lamp.

DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

It smells like burnt sugar, sour cherries, and it even has a red wine character—tannic, vanilla, almond, light tobacco. Chocolate,

Like the the best dryer sheet ever

ARE YOU, OR A 2011 KIA SORENTO, SUFFERING FROM

…Cherry, tart, lactic bite, dark chocolate, cocoa, bitter, tart raspberry, slight vanilla, very drying, tannic bitterness towards the back end, astringent. Coconut, acetone, classic acidity of a fine red wine. Very oaky on the back end, adding some additional vanillin. Vinous complexity…

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…very quaffable, thinner than expected. Drinks like a slightly carbonated wine.

*9.2 out of 10*

 

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