Review: Brouwerij Rodenbach | Caractère Rouge

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Photo credit: Brock Bill, Exposures by Brock Bill
http://exposures.photoshelter.com/

 

Ever remember, like, fuckin’, summer camp when you were 10 and your parents bribed you with an N64 if you just, like, shut the fuck up and spent the night at the if, uh, fuckin’ uh, sleepaway camp portion of the night? You know what I mean? Like that Thursday, where like you spend the night and go home the next day like reminsnce with all your friends how much fun– fuck—fuckin summer camp was—uggh, Jesus—but like, your truly afraid because of, like, that monk you heard in the story that, like about like, uh, haunted the camp, it’s kinda like, gonna take u up to the top of the mountain and then like, uh, kill you?
Yeah

 

Yeah

But like, you totally had this crush too—
And’s it’s like, you know, this bitch is like 12 years old
And DTF because she was like older than you
Pretty dope
You (mumbling incoherently) totally diggin’ you, great
But like, wanna leave, but wanna be like man up and spend the night
Yeah that’s like
And like
And like you wicks went to the talent show, and it was like you and your friends, and like her and her friends, like, your crew,
Like a talent show, and it sucks, but youse like joking around, and like, definitely kinda sorta like, yeah, like you kn—kiss in this place in a hallway in the staircase, where all the people, chilling out
yeah
And then, you like, want to you wanta say good bye to her, and shit, but get that nervous shits when you gotta leave, you don’t uh you know like uh don’t adjust to change very well, it’s like….
Fuckin crazy
And
You know you like try to like say like hey buy
And she like

Shuh nuh

But like the next day and all
But they’re like

GET ON THE BUS

And you forget
To take a shi–
And…
Like …
That’s like half way along the way
And you realize
Aaah my god
And YYOUUUKNU
And like you kinda shit yourself
Yeah you definietely do, and yeah
Definitely shit yourself
And um
….
….

yyyyyyyyuuuuUh…

Kinda ike get like
Humiliated forever
Like definitely scarred
definitely scarred for the rest
of your life



Yeah, it’s kind—it’s kinda like this beer, I
Think


Yeah, it’s like
Lotta
Similar
Fuckin

Something or oth—
You know
I mean
Its
I guess you can say it’s like

A remin—

Ugh A not reminecnengt
No
What’s the fuck

(laughing)

What’s the f —
What’s the
You know
What’s
Uhh
Nostalgic
That’s it

Nuh stal jick

You know it’s like
Definitely kinda smells ike a sharpie
Or overripe
Candy like
Like Cherries

a Magic marker

Some Tangy Swedish fish
And shit
a-OOP
Oh and like that
And like that wood, oak
Hanging in the woods and shit

Ahhh

Definitely
Its earthy
Digging around in the dirt
(mumbling)

…I don’t know

Some
vanillins or
fucking whatever
In uh the
Wood
Or wodd
Black pepper
Definitely black perrr
 Macerated blueberries
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit
You know it smells like

Fuckin

V
8
Fusion….
Yeah,
Ike that
Uh
Blueberry Pomegranate one

Yeah
You gonna have like
Breakfast and shit
And you gotta go to work and shit, but you’re like
Pissed
But like you gotta make some megs(?)
‘Cause it’s it’s like egg day
ITS FUCKING EGG DAY
Gotta make some eggs
Pour yourself some juice
And
(Laugh)
It’s fucking great
OH YEAH
The other thing
It’s like a fucking

urinal cake
It’s where the whole thing about shitting yourself came in, I think
Definitely smells like a fresh urinal cake
Fuckin weird
But
Tastes like sweetish fish
Like FUCKIN Swedish fish
Very tart – Swedish fish
Whole lotta
Fuck

in raspberries
And like fucking cherry
Big ol’ like cherry basket
Full of

Cranberries

Like
Like in promans(?) terms
Lots a like melts of flavor ice
Like the frozen ice sticks you like suck on
Yeah
Like sucking on
Uh
Fat ass
Stick of
Flavor ice
Cherry flavored
Like
Artificial
Bullshit flavor
Nota bad way
 Ike a good way
Yeah

Good way

When like when you’re a kid watching
A Christmas Story

Growing up

Uh
Kinda

I don’t know

Kinda like cognac
Kinda like drinking cognac when you’re a kid
Back
in the
day
Remember that?
Yeah

And uh
Oaks aren’t really there
kinna slightly present
you know like that
Like kids who’s
Fuckin ass
Skipps class all time in homeroom
Just go smoke weed
Kinda like the oak

And
Vinous character
Like red wine
I guess
Kinda like a red wine
Caractere Rouge
Is kinda like the
Like red version
Like
Pokemon

I love Charizard

Charizard was my favorite

I always picked Charizard
Because he’s the hard one to do
You could always
puss out
and do like Bulbasaur
cause like he’s fuckin easy

uh
anyways

uh
sour

um
Bulbasauuurr
Yeah

Like the sour nature of the fruit
Most
Like
Lactic finish
Drink a like a lot milk
After a run
Got that
Wanna vomit
And when you don’t vomit
You kinda vomit
That sting in the back of your throat
That’s like that lactic finish
Definitely lactic
Definitely throw up
Pretty prickly
Teeth etching
Like rinse your mouth out with like lemon juice
And probably
Like that sour experience
If you’re into that shit
Pretty velvety otherwise
Uh…

Imma sniff a sharpie

Uh

bye

*9.8 out of 10*

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